When Peanut Met Butter.

My finals starts this Thursday and ends this Friday ;D

There goes another semester, and a whole year. wth it seems like it was just yesterday I was lazing around refusing to study for SPM =\

Wish me all the best ;D

p.s. I've got a life and I've got better things to do than to visit random peoples blog and leave offending comments in their chat box. To whoever that's framing me, using my name and link to offend people in their blogs, please, if you have an issue with me, I'd rather you slap me than do such childish things. Piece if shit.

Hairstyle results :

short - 2
medium - 1
long - 0
neat - 2
korea - 2
gay - 3
horny - 0
noob - 0
clean - 2
botak - 1
afro - 8

Conclusion, my next hairstyle will be afro, MAYBE.

Yesterday was...
- last day of 3rd sem
- last day for SAM peeps
- Yew Leong a.k.a Xizaan's birthday

Ui Tee

Con man Mr Ryan

Subway - filling, healthy, worth it

Happy 18th, Xizaan

Had a couple of beer in ac last night. Ate all sorts of unhealthy food, and had a very meaningless jamming session at 2 a.m.. A bit sad.

p.s. my pimples are getting owned ;p

I feel bloated. Diarrhea again.
Two weekends in a row why so good job wan wth

My pimples are popping out like nobody's business.
The last time I had a pimply face I was, twelve? wth

My face problem increasing, hotness level decreasing, gone la...
There goes my confidence, pride, and fans if I had any HAHA wth

Last week of college, and then finals end of next week.

Question - exactly what hairstyle suits my sepet face?

short

medium

long

neat

korea

gay

horny

noob

clean

botak

afro

Comments and suggestions are much appreciated, although nobody reads this blog );

I hate it when issue touches friendship, especially when it happens around exam periods. It just makes me wanna fuck somebody.

I always know it when people are talking bad about me. I don't fucking sneeze I just know it.

It really destroys my semangat when I have the feeling people are accusing me for things I've never done.

This is the point where a female friend would make me feel better by asking me what's up.
This is where Saosin and Metallica come in useful.
This is where I need peanut butter, donuts, chocolates, lots of 'em. Lots.

I spent my weekends + Monday pooping and vomiting. I SWEAR, I'm never going back to that Salmon Steak EVER AGAIN!!! Not even if it's a once-in-a-while thing!

SCREW YOU CHEAP BASTARDS!!!

This honey chicken crap taste like shit and I wasn't sucking on that bone with delight I was just posing for the damn camera wth

This is what Gabriel does when he gets high during calculus classes.

I didn't know my body posture was like that wth

Ui Tee stressing before getting his results

owned ;D

p.s. I have this strange statement that dancers can't click with instruments and musicians can't dance. I know it sounds so untrue and I've never totally agreed with it before. But maybe it is true for some people.

Summer Splash 08'

I found this picture somewhere and noticed how much a smile can mean.

I realized I always kena con by noobs.

See this funny looking candy-mascot?

This green thing is supposed to look like that.

Kena con sial...

The first visit to MOS

Now I understand why everyone thinks we are related, until today.

Everyone has their color. As for me, the color blue makes me more confident, attractive, hotter, cuter, sexier, macho-er, and bitchier wth.

Even all my underwear's are blue. Actually I only have two cause I wear boxers.

Dark Blue by Jack's Mannequin is one of my most played songs.

My glasses are blue.

My converse is blue.

My water bottle is blue.

My bag is blue.

I wear my blue jeans' more than any other pants I have.

I remember this conversation with Su-Ann,

Me : I think I look extra hot in jeans.
Su-Ann : How to agree with you without letting you kembang ah?

HAHA!

My life is somewhat similar to the song I'm Blue by Eiffel 65. The next thing I'm gonna need is a blue condom -.-

CSC classes are damn boring okay!

Today is one of those i-feel-hot-today days. I even owned my calculus test in style (hopefully).

I was supposed to wake up at 4a.m. this morning to revise my calculus. It took me 4 items to wake me up :
1 - alarm clock
2 - phone alarm
3 - Gabriel
4 - Carene
I woke up at 5.30a.m. wth

This afternoon, there was a big hoohaa-accident exactly at where I normally drop off from the bus. Everyone in the bus was so curious as I happily got off to witness the incident 2 meters from my eyes. I saw their jealous faces wahaha and I purposely walked in between the firemen and police to action a bit ;D

It wasn't a bid deal la just some lorry crashed into the backside of the bus that I was supposed to get on which I missed earlier.

My maid ran away. Story -

I'm ma cut it short. Basically she screwed up with some money issue and she wouldn't cooperate when mum interrogated her. So mum threatened to send her to her agent. I swear, I thought I saw her face having spasm. I think it was then when she decide to draw out an escape plan, Mission : ~~Sweet~~ Maid Escape.

So overnight we kept all the keys. The next morning, smart mum trying to act kind and forgiving said to my maid "Saya bagi you satu chance lagi". So she opened the back door and without thinking went upstairs to clean up. Next minute, Maid Escape success wth damn bodoh. That stupid maid took nothing but a few clothes and her secretly bought handphone and climbed over the backyard fence. So much for bragging about how efficient this maid was. Efficient indeed.

But, honestly, I think it's damn funny. Everytime I think about her climbing over the fence I can't help but to promt her as she's halfway over the fence.

"Prukima itu ma'am nak hantar s'ye ke agent tapi bodo jukag bukak pintu. J'ngan harap lah s'ye panggil boyfriend tapi jukag nak cepat nanti nenek tengok s'ye baik lari macam Usain Bolt nanti adik kerja s'ye sama Jovi tu abis. Ya allah s'ye pijag tahi kucing nie!"

Dear Maid,

Semoga berjaya dalam Misi : Maid Escape dan boyfriend awak. Jangan lupa kami bila balik ke Indo dan kalau kamu juga mula blog, link saya! Terima kasih kerana tidak mencuri duit kami malah tertinggal barang kamu dekat sini. Saya amat menghargai pertolongang yang telah kamu sumbangkan tapi kalau kamu biar saya lihat kamu di bandar saya akan tampar-bitch awak WULULULULU!!!

Tomorrow - calculus quiz5

Day after tomorrow - calculus test2

Somewhere this week - csc test2

Today -

Happy Birthday Greg a.k.a pi gu dong!!!

Yesterday,

Sister was right, KLCC has nothing to buy.

Later that night, Cherly dragged me out to MOS. The whole trip all I could hear was :
-you know how dangerous it is to park here? (less than 30 meters from the club)
-we must park as close as possible to the club. where the hell is the jockey?
-later you must follow me back at 1 you know? later i kena rape.
-i don't care how much i must pay! safety first!
-i hate malays, especially those long hair with beard damn ugly.
-i hate indians, all of them.
-i damn racist.
She couldn't do a reverse parking, and insisted that I did it, and I almost killed a hot chiq wth.

MOS was packed, like...PACKED!! Dancing was more like tripping. I had a bad night.

Today,

My basketball is getting worst. Lack of training, lack of exercise, pimples sprouting. After the game, I wanted a roti telur-bawang-separuh-garing-separuh-segi-empat. But I would have to sit a seperate table if I really did order that ); At least I got HALF of that ;D

p.s. js didn't get his roti kulit-telur either.

Selamat Hari Raya YO~

To all my Malay friends, drive safe, and fast. And stop shuffling in shopping malls near the arcades wth it looks stupid.

MOS on Saturday. There was some party there, Hed Kandi or something like that.

I prefer regular nights cause DJ Andy Daniels punya house music not that nice ;D Lady Victoria was awesome with her sax. I almost got wasted ;D

Steph turned 17 on Sunday. Spaghetti's are more matured now wth Happy Birthday Spagz!!!

This morning after basketball at 3B, we went for breakfast at Sri Melur. We sat just near the kitchen or rather the place where they cook and flip their roti's. So Jia Shen ordered his maggi goreng. When the dude finished cooking his noodles, JS got his noodles in an instant, because the food counter was just behind him. And then he told the waiter "tambah telur", so he got his telur in an instant too. The waiter just grabbed a piece of fried egg from the food counter with his bare hands and tossed it onto JS's mee goreng. The stare lasted 15 seconds.

We had fun. Sorry for whacking all the Vodka ;p